Aries: Get more sleep; I promise you it’s not worth it.

Taurus: Whatever you do, stay away from the stuffing. Just stay away.

Gemini: Just remember the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.  

Cancer: You seem stressed, so eat a piece of pumpkin pie or two.

Leo: Stop holding yourself back; just do it.

Virgo: You will live a long life and eat lots of turkey, but just stay away from…

Libra: The only person who doesn’t make mistakes is the only person who never does anything. Remember that.

Scorpio: Courage is not the absence of fear but the conquering of it, so eat a lot at thanksgiving.  

Sagittarius: One dreamed of becoming somebody; another remained awake and became. So in other words become an insomniac.  

Capricorn: Just a little tip: look both ways before crossing the road.

Aquarius: You can’t stop the waves, but you can learn to swim. Or you can drown.

Pisces: NEVER try to deep fry a turkey; it doesn’t end well for you…